Chat with Evan
by Bill Carty
May 23, 11:42 AM
11:13 AM me: i’ve had that album on stream for like 4 hours at this point i think i’m going insane
Evan: Is it good? I forgot my headphones.
11:14 AM me: yeah, i think so. i don’t really knwo him at all, so the hype is lost on me. but it’s good. i’m trying to get sick of it so i won’t buy it.
11:15 AM Evan: You stil buy music?
(that was my jonshea impression)
But, really, you still buy music?
INTERNET, DUDE.
11:16 AM me: i like looking at the pictures
11:17 AM me: evan, i have to do a presentation… are you an expert on graffiti?
Evan: I am a Certified Expert on Graffiti.
11:18 AM me: Great. How do you feel about Basquiat?
Evan: OUTSIDER ART.
FUNNY STRETCHERS.
AFRICAN?
11:19 AM :D
11:20 AM me: Evan, that’s not an emotion. how do you feel? (he’s haitian)
11:21 AM Evan: ;_;
11:23 AM me: uh… Do you find any hypocrisy in his reclamation of African art from the tradition of Picasso and Matisse and his wholehearted embrace of the NY “scene”?
ps I don’t knwo what that last symbol means
Evan: Wasn’t Basquiat sort of unaware/stupid?
Why do I think that?
11:24 AM Like, not a very critical thinker/painter.
He just sorta made paintings.
They happened to resemble street art/African art, and NY loved him for it.
me: 11:25 AM He was Warhol’s best friend.
Kevin Young thinks he’s worth 117 poems.
11:26 AM Evan: Who is Kevin Young?
Is that some football player?
11:28 AM me: his first book was selected for the national poetry series!
Evan: BORING
NEXT
11:29 AM he was named by Swing magazine as one of the most powerful people under age 30 in the United States!
11:30 AM Evan: Poets are powerful again?
Eww.
11:31 AM me: yeah, poetry is the new outsider art.
11:33 AM Evan: Gross.
