The Hanover Collaboration

So I went to post on my blog today around 10. Wrote up my inaugural Anonymous I-Banker post, but as soon as I went to update it: “Document Contains No Data.” WTF! It does so. I can see it on the page. I click again. “Document Contains No Data.”

Ok, fuckheads. You wanna play rough? I copy the html of the entry into BBEdit, then try to refresh my “add new post link.” Guess what popped up? Yeah. “Document Contains No Data.” After a few more “OK’s” and constant refreshing I get back to my main blog page, but in a weird, text-only version.

Clearly, Blogger, you do not have the bandwith to cover your 4000 reach. Yes, traffic has more than doubled since the new year. Fucking suck it up and deal. You’re a business. Provide your goddamn service, because it’s way easy to move a blog somewhere else.

Also, you think just because Google bought your ass you’re too good for a 503 page? Fuck you. “Document Contains No Data” is the most annoying shit on the Internet because it doesn’t tell you what the fuck is going on. Even a 404 page tells you the site you want no longer exists. Jeeeez. Get your head in the game.