The Hanover Collaboration

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences
Sweden
Europe
Earth

Dear Distinguished Sirs,

It is my honor to nominate Thomas J. Temple, currently a graduate student in Aeronautics and Astronautics at the esteemed Massachvsetts Institvte of Technology for a Nobel Prize in the area of physics. Mr. Temple hath demonstrated his outstanding brilliance in innumerable ways, but time forbids me to speak of them all. His chief accomplishments include designing and building a new position sensing technology out of optical mice, constructing a revolutionary type of suspension bridge using only twine, and fabricating, from common household materials, the instrumentation needed to interpret the dance moves of human beings into the machine code of a Microsoft XBOX. It is no wonder that faculty at MIT describe Mr. Temple as “the smartest kid in the department”. Furthermore Mr. Temple meets these monumental contributions to field natural philosophy with equal contributions to Humanity at large. At Dartmovth college, conjuring the spirit of Isaac Newton himself, he played the game of pong with skill and honor yet unmatched by those who have suplanted him, ever taking back a sunk ball on any remotely low shot. With the help of Brayton Osgood, he took a skiing novice from Connecticut and, somehow, instructed him in the fine art of nordic competion. In the arena of XBOX live, he brings “1337” determination and fearless leadship to those who join him in Halo 2 combat. Mr. Temple’s contribution’s to humanity gain a measure of importance to this nomination in light of recent people claiming to have received nomination for the august prize, even when such claims have proved spurious at best. I assure the committee that Mr. Temple will never make such a presumption, assuming the unlikely event that he is denied the prize.

Thank you for your consideration

Scott T. Meek, Bachelor of Arts, Chymist
Teaching and Research Assistant
Massachvsetts Institvte of Technology
Cambridge